Heading south

It’s a big day in India, the start of Ganesh Chaturthi, a 10 day Hindu festival.  Originally I was going to avoid Mumbai, but when I read about this festival and how huge it is in Mumbai I decided to go there.  Everyone warns me it is crazy.

Did I already mention this in a post?  Forgive me if I am repeating but I am not going back to check.

Last night was a bit of a build up as they moved shrouded statues of Ganesh onto makeshift platforms.  There are loads of these set up, various sizes and level of decoration.  Each one is blocking a laneway, so traffic is a little more chaotic if that is possible.

I had decided to head south today and though I might have picked the wrong night to be on a train, night one of GS.  But no fear of missing out.  Read on.

Booking a train ticket was much easier than booking on the bus.  Same app, but this time it connects with India rail and they don’t mind foreign cards.

The only problem was that the train was apparently full and I am on a wait list with 4 other people.  I figure that getting to the station very early to sort it out is wise.  I know you are thinking “there is going to be a story here” and there is, but there is a happy ending.  Well, there goes the chance for some cliff hangers.

Passive aggressive street seller

Passive aggressive street seller

I get to Bangalore Cantonment Station and am told that to get myself from wait list to confirmed I need to go to Bangalore City Station (BNC).  This is a good train ride test run and despite the ticket only being Rs30 (70c) I could have gotten away without one 🙂  But I will leave it to Americans to be the ugly tourists…speaking of which, where are all the foreigners?  I seem to be the only one here.

BNC I line up again and am told to go to DRM ground floor, commercial office for Emergency Quota because there is no Foreign Tourist Quota.  Likely because there seem to be no other foreign tourists.  I am waved off in a general direction.

Walking generally in that direction, people I ask either waggle their head which I think meant “I don’t want to admit I don’t know” or they continue to wave in a general direction.

A unique commercial collaboration between Sennheiser and Adidas. I am sure it is legit

A unique commercial collaboration between Sennheiser and Adidas. I am sure it is legit

In that general direction after some back and forth-ing I eventually spot a sign pointing to District Rail Manager – get it?  Up to the front door and although the building is open, all the offices are shut up.  I am hoping GS isn’t a holiday.

I should add there are no signs in the building indicating what office is where.  A few people, including a police officer with a big rifle, point out different places, none of which are right.   I wander around outside and a man walking towards the building knows!  In fact he seems to be the Emergency Quota man!  It turns out I have to fill out a form, but there are none so a hand written copy is fine.

Instructions are to drop it into a box where I was certain it would languish for days.  The dice are cast, time to go with the flow.  I drop my back pack in the cloak room and start following my nose.

The whole time I am working on Plan B.  Can I get a bus to Kollam?  No.  How much for a bed for the night?  Not much.  Since I have spoilered this yarn, you know I didn’t need them.

Street wandering is great fun.  Food, stalls, people, things.   I am drawn to the sound of some drumming and the day suddenly becomes awesome!  In a crowded temple something is going on, not sure what but worth investigating.

This kid was excited and going off.  The drumming was loud, people inside the temple we doing puja, the atmosphere was pretty electric.

Then there was some shouting and Ganesh is hoisted into the air and taken out to the street.  On the way coconuts are smashed on the ground, laps are done of a central structure, drummers are drumming.

Despite being right in amongst it I didn’t feel like I was I intruding or in the way, people were smiling, it was a joyous occasion.  Ganesh went in the back of a truck and was driven off, drums still going, drummers hanging out the back.  It was a rare treat to see.

One thing Indian Rail does well is manage bookings.  You are given a PNR number – I have no idea what it stands for – and it is the key to your booking.  You can even SMS the PNR to 138 and it will respond with your ticket status.  1300hrs and I am still wait listed for a 1715hrs train.

Mental note of location made

Mental note of location made

I have already learned that you have to be bold to get things done, whether it is crossing the road (Steve, will you shut up about roads already) or having your booking status changed.

Back to DRM and in a room the size of our bathroom are three guys, the first thing I noticed was the monochrome computer screen.  I don’t think I have seen one since last century.

I give them my PNR and am ready to ask if there is a “fee” when he tells me it is all good.  I am in car A1, seat 25.  And no fee!

And now I am somewhere heading South.  I am getting more confident, just need perseverance.  Oh, and despite the wait list, the train had plenty of empty beds :o)

Looking forward to the view as we travel

Looking forward to the view as we travel

I haven’t stopped laughing all day:

  • Went to buy a bottle of water, thought the guy said Rs50, had a money malfunction (stand by) and when I sorted it I discovered it was actually Rs15, between my dodgy hearing and his accent..
  • When I went to buy Rs50 water all my money apart from about Rs150 was missing from my wallet.  About Rs3,000, I hoped someone deserving found it when I dropped it.  Went to the ATM got more, was putting the bulk of it in my money belt and found the money I forgot I had put in my money belt.
  • I am heading to Kollam to catch a ferry through the Kerala Backwaters to Kochi (Cochin), my fellow compartment sharer was puzzled and it took me a while to figure out that the train goes through Kochi on the way to Kollam.  [UPDATE FROM KOLLAM] there is no ferry from Kollam to Kochi – thanks Lonely Planet.

Just another day in India

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Preparing a Ganesha float

To market…

I have only been in India for 36 hours and it already feels like I have been here for months.

Vani and Ashok are extraordinary people – I would love to get Vani and my sister Di together, the connection would be instant.  I contacted Vani through Couch Surfing and have to admit that right up to the moment she gave me her address I wasn’t confident this was going to happen.  She messaged me and advised  that there was a bunch of kids in the house and Vani was right, but this is a wonderful story.

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The photo is after we came back from an incredible dinner at a Dosa house at about 10PM last night…they tend to eat pretty late here.  The photo is great, but moments before we had all dissolved in fits of laughter.  I set up my camera on the back of a nearby car with a 10 second timer and it was counting down.  You couldn’t plan it better, just at flash moment, guess what happened.

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See us in the background?  :o)

Vani is a teacher at a college that does an engineering preparation course.  She has this bunch of students, but I have to use the term loosely.  These young men, around 17 years old, are more like family, I have never quite seen anything like it.  They are absolutely welcome in Vani and Ashok’s home and they act like they live here.

The boys like to hang around me and when we went out to dinner there were too many people for the car, so I was invited to go on the back of a motor-bike.  I was tired and didn’t quite think the implications through:

  • This is a motorbike
  • I am in India
  • No one wears a helmet
  • No one takes any traffic “rule” seriously
  • I have zero idea of the skill level of the 17 year old driver (though he is still alive so that must count for something)
  • My travel insurance likely doesn’t cover riding pillion on a motorbike

It was about a 15 minute ride and I can honestly say that I was only terrified for about 14:30 of it.  About half way there, as we came way too close to yet another vehicle I thought to myself “what the fuck were you thinking?”.

At one point Vishwanath seemed to think I would like the exhilaration of riding fast.  Since I was behind him he obviously couldn’t see the whites of my eyes dominating the night sky.  But by embedding my fingernails in his ribs I made it clear that riding slow is bad enough, riding fast was simply nuts and he got the message.  Then he made a left turn into a busy road and at no time did he look to see if there was any traffic coming, I imagined waking up in an Indian hospital.  But we did make it in one piece and on the way back it was in the car for me – I have done it once, that is plenty thanks.

Somewhere along the line Vani has adopted an orphanage to support and has encouraged her students to get involved in doing community work.  So when I arrived at the house all these young men we making and decorating statues of Ganesh to sell at a Sunday organic market for Ganesh Chaturthi.

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This is one of those rare treats in the life of a traveller.  To be directly involved with the locals, get to know a few people and hang out.  But there is a down-side to it as well.  I am being so well taken care of that it is like I haven’t quite been thrown into the deep end of India yet.  But I am certainly a bit more prepared, trying to learn a few basic Hindi words and making sure that any cultural gaffs are pointed out.

As always it is the kids.  Here’s a couple of kids from the orphanage, apparently their parents have either died from AIDS or are in prison for some reason.  Maybe when I get home we can do something to support them.

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They started off pretty shy, but some magic tricks, a few nursery rhymes on the ukulele and I ended up king of the kids.  This little one below  was the daughter of one of the other stall holders and quite bold.  She wanted to be in a photo :o)

IMG_0131Yes, I am growing a beard only because I am too lazy to shave.

As well as our Ganesh idols, there were other delights at this Sunday organic market.

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In fact, these are used for cooking stoves or burned to keep insects away…but it certainly isn’t something you see every day at home 😛

I’m listening…

I have received plenty of advice and I appreciate it.  Especially from those who have ventured to the Indian subcontinent before me.

Information is best shared so this is a collection of advice offered to me *.

  • Travel by train whenever possible and take Sleeper Class
  • Eat vegetarian cooked food , avoid salad.
  • Street food is fine
  • Visit the Taj Mahal as early as possible in the morning. Do this by staying in Agra the night before
  • You will get sick , you will get better.
  • Try not to get bitten by a rabid dog
  • Get over it and stop being such a wuss. What happened to the spirit of Crocodile Dundee?
  • Don’t leave Chaitrali Mahanwar hanging! Let her know if you still want to stay. (Auto response from CouchSurfing)
  • You can basically buy anything in the world at an Indian pharmacy
  • Travelling light – did you hear about the guy a few weeks ago who fainted at the airport because he had like 4 layers on, trying to avoid being overweight with his carry-on?!
  • Allow 1 more working day for receipt of your visa
  • Take care!
  • Remember  – the worst experiences at the time, make the best stories later
  • Wash your hands at every opportunity
  • Don’t forget to view our handy travel insurance claims guide
  • Don’t forget every bank-note is contaminated with all sorts of lurgies. Think about BUYING food then eating it without implements
  • from 18 Nov to 25 Nov there is India‘s biggest tribal fair near to Jaipur at Pushkar.  it would be your life time opportunity to experience this fair.. I am planning to attend this fair. Can help and guide you If you’re interested in it
  • Varanasi has one of my favorite stepwells, hidden in the city, you’ll probably need to keep asking, it’s surrounded by temples: LOLARKA KUND also known as CHARAN GANGA…really amazing.
  • Go to the Red Fort (in Delhi) and hunt for the baoli

This is all very useful information that I have taken to heart.  No doubt you have some advice that isn’t on the list yet.  Please add it as a comment.

I hope this list will benefit not only me, but any one else who stumbles on this blog.  I found the writing of other people useful, I can only do my best to keep the information flowing.

I will add this advice of my own:  Do not pay much attention to the guru in the image 

* These are all genuine.